My Wardrobe is Eating Itself

This may seem like a weird post, but the following rant is something that has been bothering me for years...

A week ago, I was getting ready for school, and knew exactly what shirt I wanted to wear. I opened my closet, still half asleep. Not finding the desired garment immediately, I began shuffling through the hangers. Once... twice... three times through my closet, and still no shirt! Now, I know some women can relate to this problem. How many times have you known exactly what you want to wear, and then can't find it? I was mad! I quickly decided upon a second choice, and ran out the front door to catch my bus.

Three days ago, I was faced with the same situation. I knew exactly what I wanted to wear, but couldn't find it. Then, this evening, the SAME THING happened again! Now I am missing a shirt, a scarf, and a sweater. I don't remember taking them off anywhere and forgetting them. I don't remember doing laundry and hanging my clothing somewhere out of the ordinary. And, I KNOW my family isn't playing a trick on me, because I get very, VERY cranky when I can't find something.

The conclusion I have reached is that my wardrobe is slowly eating itself. Either that, or there is a monster in my closet who disagrees with some of my clothing choices. Either way, I have lost three items in a week and I am definitely not happy about it. I wonder if i'll lose anything tomorrow...